Am i depressed?? this is serious its not a joke!! 10 F*CKING POINTS FOR BEST ANSWER:)?

Ok I'm sorry this is so long but please read its important to mee!!!!:'( & sorry if your offended but this is serious problem...I'm a really beautiful girl & I have a great body. I'm girly, self-centered, cocky, conceited, & pretty fierce. I'm bold & dress sexy & walk around school like I'm the sh*t. I call myself barbie (like nicki minaj) & I take it very seriously. Im very ambitious 2. I think I'll be either superwoman or the best female rapper to ever walk the earth when I grow up. I'm also BIPOLAR like I have 9 people living inside me who I turn into which are named Danger, Megan, Barbie, Abigail, Sophia, stacey, superwoman, frenchie, & lily! All the boys check me out but HERE'S THE PROBLEM: I'm a tease & am really mean to boys but i love the girls?? I'm really really nice to girls!! (Not bisexual) but GIRLS DO NOT LIKE ME AT ALL & ALWAYS WANNA BEAT ME UP OR JUMP ME! So all my friends are guys & I have no girlfriends except for like 4 & their parents don't like me or don't let them go anywhere with me because "I'm crazy & a bad influence"....I have an amazing boyfriend that I loooove (not as much as me of course) but he deleted all the guys numbers in my phone & hee says I'm not allowed to talk to boys so I have absolutely nobody to talk to when he's not around & it gets lonely & I'm always crying so I think I'm depressed. PLZZZZ HELP!!!!!!! I KNOW I'M CRAZYYYYYY & MENTAL SO DON'T BOTHER TELLIN ME HUNNY!!! I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE!!! I'M TRYIN WITH THESES GIRLS BUT WHY DON'T THEY LIKE ME??? P.s.- I'M NOT CHANGING FOR ANYBODY!!!! THANK U 4 THE SUPPORT. ITS BARBIE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!! MUAHHHH!!!! *kisses u*